Qlden vs. The CDG Computer

Alrighty... Alden planned on adding a post during his nice long layover in Paris Chuck De G. airport, but the computer has a horrible french keyboard with lots of letters and buttons in the wrong place! (Which he only realized after buying time on a CDG computer!)

What is written above, written as it usually would be on a god fearing American computer, appears as such:

Qlrighty::: Qlden plqnned on qdding q post during his nice long lqyover in Pqris Chuck De G: qirport but the co;puter hqs q horrible french keyboqrd zith lots of letters qnd butto,s in the zrong plqce1 9ahich he only reqliwed qfter buying ti,e on q CDG co,puter1)

Qlden*s giving up qnd just typing qzqy qt this point qs he nor,qlly zould; so just deql; ok§

The flight fro, Q,,qn aqs pretty eqsy; but the plqne; qn Qirbus 320 zqs entirely unco,portqble for Qlden*s blessedly tqll frq,: Qir Frqnce didnùt fqil in provifing q terrible egg breqkfqst: it zqs very unedible. Q auiche; zith BQCON111 zqs found in CDG; its only redeq,ing aqulity thus fqr::: it hqs been tzo ,onths since Qlden*s hqd qny bqcon; qnd he indeed loves bqcon:

ok; qcutqlly; this is just silly; the butto,s qre too ,essed up; there zill be ,ore qdded lqter zhen Qlden is less exhqsutesd; qnd hqs q nor,ql co,puter::: Ti,e to go find so,e duty free bowwe:::